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Saturday, December 08, 2007

Sorry bout the wait, I've been dealing with a legal run in the past couple of weeks here in B-town. DUI's suck. Never make that mistake.

Blair

The next day was spent working at the bar talking to Clint. Clint filled me in on some background drama, which would manifest itself that night. Susan was the previous manager at OMI and was not well liked. She had back problems and had a horrible pain pill habit, and was in the process of trying to sue the restaurant for wrongful termination. Many workers in the restaurant hated Susan and yelled “fucking bitch” or there’s the biggest fucking bitch in Creede whenever they would see her. Everyone in the restaurant wanted to hurt Susan somehow, not phyisically though because that would be pretty hard considering Susan was quite large and mean as hell. Susan was a lesbian like half of all the other women in town. Her girlfriend was named Blair and she worked at one of the other restaurants in town. Blair came into OMI late night when we were partying. Blair was clearly drunk and swaying when she came in. Everyone in the bar knew that this was going to be trouble and some shit was about to go down. Blair had the hots for Megan who was also at the bar. After some whiskey and tequila Blair started commenting on her ass and how rock hard it was. She put her hands on the bar and started shaking it in everyone’s faces. Our eyes were as big as saucers. She then requested a spanking. Not only was Blair and exhibitionist, she was also into sado-masocism. She got Megan to spank her in front of the entire bar. This wasn’t one time, this was a good ten times with Megan rearing back and getting a running start on multiple occasions. Blair continued to request spankings and got Dave to take off his studded belt and have Megan hit her with that. Megan ate it up. After things cooled down a little bit, someone at the bar called Susan to come pick up Blair. Susan arrived to shouts of “biggest fucking bitch in the world” and picked up Blair. We shut down the bar, cruised back to the Halfway House and had a good laugh about how pissed Susan would be once she saw the blisters on Blair’s ass.

Around 30 minutes and a couple of shots later who walks into the house but Blair. Things were going to get nasty tonight. As soon a Blair stepped into the house, she said that it was fucking disgusting. Blair then proceeded to try and get Megan to fuck her. However, this would be complicated since Megan was in a relationship with Alesia. All three of them went around and around on how this would work. Blair demanding that Alesia take a shower, probably so that she could fuck Megan. Alesia went to the shower and Blair and Megan made out a little, in front of the house. We were still wide eyed at this point. Alesia came out and got pissed at Megan because she felt left out. They all went to Megan’s room and Blair stripped down and started getting on Megan. Alesia freaked out and pushed Megan, and Jim intervened while the rest of us listened in the living room. At this point we knew that we’d have to do something, and send Blair home. So Jim, Sam, Danielle and I took Blair outside and Alesia and Megan started yelling at each other. We took Blair outside and Danielle tried to talk some sense into Blair. Blair started screaming at Danielle calling her a fucking bitch and telling her not to touch her. Then Sam intervened to protect his girlfriend who Blair was pushing. As Sam approached Blair slapped him. Danielle snapped and took Blair to the ground. Danielle was not a woman to be fucked with, and she had her knee on Blair’s throat while Blair tried to kick Danielle. We restrained Danielle, and at this point were really nervous that we would be paid a visit by the police. Sam, Jim, and I talked Blair down and Danielle went inside. Blair agreed to go home and Jim and I drove her to Susan’s house. Once we got there Blair didn’t want to go inside and said that she didn’t live there. She was probably afraid of the beating Susan would give her. We tried to convince Blair to go home but she wouldn’t. That’s when Susan came out of the house, mind you this was around 4 in the morning. Susan said “what the fuck are you doing here” to Jim and Jim tried to calm her down. Susan pushed Jim back and grabbed Blair throwing her to the ground. Susan picked Blair up by the hair and pushed her face first into the car window and dragged her inside. Jim and I were sad about the whole situation and somewhat worried that this could come back on the restaurant. But it was good that we dodged trouble that night and shit didn’t get any crazier than it already was.